In what may be the most important story of 2024, Vital Vegas shares the news that one of the most annoying walking impairments in Las Vegas has been removed. No, it’s not hand-slappers or buskers or homeless; that goddamned roadblock near the escalators on the 2nd floor of Ceasar’s Mall (Forum Shops for those of you with money) has been removed! I can’t imagine this will cost Caesar’s tens of dollars due to reduced rental income from the handful of shops now on the bad side of the turn. Doing a little math, I would guess I’ve wasted 1,345,278 steps going around that corner for no reason other than to avoid the sometimes-there security guard who may have berated me verbally. Decagonathonians will surely apply the saved effort to walking to more out of the way places; or maybe die earlier because we are getting less exercise.
psyche 😉