After the JACKPOT! we splurge behind the secret doors.

Who is the authority on Las Vegas overpriced drinks trendy speakeasies? It’s USA Today of course. Check out their list of some well-known secret bars with their take on location, how to get in, and prices. see the list below for the Competition Council’s unconventional take on each. Taaaake oooon eeeeach…TAKE ON EACH…sorry got lost in an 80’s flashback.

  • The Barbershop Cuts & Cocktails
    • We’ll need a standard hand-pay to think about visiting, but unlikely to follow through even with Megabucks jackpot
  • The Underground speakeasy and distillery
    • Even if we are losing, we are heading underground, if we hit a slot win higher than a standard craps buy-in we might be persuaded to buy a round for the group
  • Ghost Donkey
    • We’ll need a Wheel of Fortune $1000+ to visit, and would probably need a DECAGONATHON group tequila shot request before kicking down the door
  • Easy’s Cocktail Lounge
    • Donuts you say? Well then if we hit the top payout jackpot on Cops and Donuts while competing in DECAGONATHON ’23 we’ll know it’s a sign to head to the planetARIAm for an overpriced donut and drink
  • Here Kitty Kitty Vice Den
    • Who doesn’t love the waving kitty, but probably a no simply because we’ll be distracted by all the food at the Resorts World’s Famous Foods Street Eats food hall, we can’t be wasting our jackpot on drinks when dumplings are right there
  • Datamosh
    • NOPE
  • The Laundry Room
    • Ahh yes, The Laundry Room, where Elco really once upon a time did their laundry, this one is easy, a $10 bet on 5, 17, or 32 results in a text to the “secret” number for a reservation
  • 1923 Prohibition Bar
    • Winning at Mandalay Bay hasn’t been one of the Competition Council’s best skills, so splurging on expensive drinks would probably require an actual hand pay to temp us, though it’s unlikely we’d have to pop for drinks for all DECAGONATHON competitors since they avoid the south strip like the Competiton Council avoids 6/5 blackjack
  • The Count Room
    • If we ever hit that damned 10,000 Pyramid jackpot we are there, though being in the Flamingo near the food court there’s a decent chance we’ll accidentally find the door looking for a restroom
  • The Lock
    • Nah, you are giving us a 2 drink minimum and a 90 minute deadline, we’ll take our business elsewhere sir
  • Mas Por Favor Taqueria y Tequila
    • Tequila again, with tacos but in Chinatown, we’ll visit on the way back to the strip from our bingo win at Gold Coast
  • Mike Morey’s Sip’n’Tip
    • New York City vibes are not necessarily a good thing, but the drink prices are reasonable so just a nice $300+ TITO from the D and we are there
  • Ski Lodge at The Cosmopolitan
    • Another Cosmopolitan speakeasy, we already hit Ghost Donkey, pass
  • On The Record
    • CA wants to go, so we are going

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